Opposites

I always find it amusing when I see people or things from opposite "scenes" interact with each other. For example, a male from the "Jock Scene" dates a female from the "Gothic Scene". Hilarious! Am I not right? Just the other day I was entering the bike shop and was nearly squashed against the glass while a disgruntled really fat man holding a broken bicycle exited. Need I ask more? Sometimes I wonder who, what, and if it's not too much to ask, where my opposite is. I imagine it's a really gross candy bar. The kind you find on the bottom shelf of the candy aisle at Seven Eleven. Who buys those things? Those things are, like, two years expired and very stale to the senses of your teeth and tongue. Yes, for sure that is my exact opposite scene.