The Power of Love

I have been quite impressed with girls as of late. I just can't help but wonder, how is it that girls can keep themselves from flinging their undies, or perhaps themselves, at me as I play guitar? Just the other day I was standing in front of a mirror, strumming and plucking the guitar with my manly fingers, thinking that very thought. I saw myself and thought, "You may want to invests in some better padded clothing because it may hurt a little when all those girls, who are flinging themselves toward you, tackle you with all their loving force." Which makes me wonder, how is it that girls are even able to do such superhuman feats in such moments? It must be the power of love, I do seem to have that effect on quite a lot of girls. You could almost call me the "reason" there exist super humans at all today. You're welcome.